Exhibitionists find new humping grounds in SF autonomous taxis

Years ago, infrastructure drew much of the focus and conjecture around the future of autonomous self-driving cars. Yet, there were some of us who would tell you that people are gonna fuck in those things. And sure enough, that’s exactly what people are doing. As the San Francisco Standard reports, people are hopping in Cruise Robotaxis and immediately getting down to sticky the leather. And since there is no driver to chide the riders, it’s a mobile hump-fest for those looking for a little extra thrill in their sex life. The thrill is the cesspool of bacteria and ejaculate left behind for the next customer. In line with previous studies hypothesizing this exact scenario, this is what many of us tech cynics thought would happen. Because humans are messy little beasts who like to squirt their Capri-Sun shooters on park benches, restaurant bathrooms, airplane bathrooms, train bathrooms – anywhere that offers a modicum of privacy, it’s a thrill-seeking behavior that we can’t ignore. Get down to getting down Image: The Verge Both Cruise, and its top competitor Waymo, have rules against general bad behavior. While they allow food in their cars (another messy activity on a shared method of transportation), they have hard and fast rules against alcohol and drugs. They also don’t allow animals but have no strict rules against sex. Rather, the Cruise terms of service kind of passes the buck. Cruise terms of service ask that riders avoid “potentially make others uncomfortable” as well as behavior that…Exhibitionists find new humping grounds in SF autonomous taxis

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